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Ramaswamy reaches his home on his katar-katar Bajaj scooter and finds that all his friends have left. He enters his living room to find a note kept next to his Matching Multi-coloured Chaddis Club's badge.
He reads, "Ramaswamy, forgive me. My silk chaddi-buddy, forgive me. I am feeling very guilty now. I hope you can take revenge! I will give you her yaddress. I hope you will yagree to see my face next time and not hold this against me. I have written the yaddress on the back-side of this page. You-ver friend, Mollimohanam."
"That scoundrel! I will make him pay. But he's my chaddi-buddy, I will forgive him."
Ramaswamy reads the address silently and immediately rushes out on his katar-katar scooter to find the house. After 48 minutes and 6 seconds, at exactly 23:40 he finds the house. It looks like a typical haunted house. The garden in not maintained, the porch is strewn with dried leaves and fallen twigs, but it looks like someone put them there. The door is half open. The lights are switched off. The dog howls, the owl hoots. There's the typical eerie silence. Ramaswamy walks towards the front door. He can hear his own footsteps. Ramaswamy reaches the front door, finally. He touches his bun in his pocket to make sure it's there.
Empty house, open door, eeire silence, something bad will happen!
After switching on the torch on his Nokia 1100, he enters the house. He finds the light switch, but, obviously, it doesn't work. Suddenly, he hears, "One two three!"
"Appy bud-day to you, appy bud-day to you, appy bud-day dear Ramu, appy bud-day to you!" The entire house is suddenly lit and Ramu sees 22 of his friends standing in a semi-circle in front of him with colgate smiles around a huge cake with 24 candles on it.
"Oooh, you guyz, thank you so much!! You scoundrel Molli! You tricked me once again! You should become actor ra."
Molli says, "My pleasure Ramu. You happy, me happy, we all happy."
The music starts, the party begins. Ramaswamy forgets about RBA.
After three hours of partying, Ramu goes to the bathroom to pee. He (with some difficulty) removes the bun from his pocket and carefully places it on the wash basin. As he is finishing his business, he hears a throaty, "Swamy, it's time." Ramaswamy looks around and finds a frog near the door. Ramaswamy picks up the frog and stares at it for 6 seconds, waiting for it to speak. "You fool, it's me. The Bun." Ramaswamy laughs nervously and drops the frog.
"It's time. Eat me", says the Bun.
"Whaaa...t? Me? *I* am the real Swamy? Me? Me me me?"
"I'm getting bored. Just eat me, will you? Something will happen 5 seconds after you eat me "
Ramaswamy says, "Yes master."
Ramaswamy looks at the bun for 2 seconds and gobbles it up in 5 seconds.
Tick, tick, tick. Three seconds go by.
Another second gone. What next?